hey young world, wanna hear a story?

Ok so i'm jocking a bunch of my friends and hopping on the blogwagon.  I'm a pretty ambitiously social person and avid networker so i figured why not attempt to look sort of kind of but actually not even close to sophisticated by making vague personal statements and a conglomeration of cultural iconoclast I appreciate... on the INTERNET!

So here it is, a blog written and maintained by a perpetually hungover cosmetology student who lives in a small city in the midwest. Brace yourself world, you may never be the same.